Osakatomebaby

Okay they're neither reasons, nor definitive. But that's another story.

1 - second hand smoke is tolerable outdoors
2 - on a rainy day it is even pleasant
3 - or nostalgic
4 - and somewhat sympathetic (?)
5 - or on a cold day
6 - in fact, on a very cold day
7 - it is positively aromatic
9 - (not tempting...
10 - except to take one more...
11 - little
12 - drag...?)
13 - I am not a smoker,
14 - because I always thought smoking in the morning was gross
15 - I don't get it.
16 - but I did smoke
17 - mostly by myself
18 - after about 5 beers, american size,
19 - not like this one here.
20 - but second hand smoke in coffee shops
21 - with no smoking section
22 - when you're trying to study
23 - will drive you to pay 300-yen for a orange juice
24 - at the Starbucks, next door.
25 - do you drink soup when it's too hot
26 - because you like blisters on the top of your mouth?
27 - that's why i like second hand smoke
28 - in open spaces
29 - on cold days
30 - or, yeah, rainy.
31 - other than that
32 - it just means
33 - i have to do dry cleaning.

Meanwhile Frank says luck be a lady. So while I'm communing with myself (mmmm blisters) let me tell you about Glenn Gould as told by me to a video clerk one (confused) day:

Do you have 33 Short Stories about Glenn Gould?

You mean 32.

You haven't seen the hidden track?

Badda bing. I slay me.